Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...