Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Visiting kindergarten
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Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Horse pulls the car
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Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...