Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...