yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Answering machine
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Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...