A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...