Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...