Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...