Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...