A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...