Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...