The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...