‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...