Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...