My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...