A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...