A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...