Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...