Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!