The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...