Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...