Top 10 rejection lines
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My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Knock Knock Christmas
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