A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge