Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...