Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...