Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Why do they call it PMS?
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Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...