Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...