Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...