Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...