Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...