National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...