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161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
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“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!