Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...