Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...