Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...