Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...