Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...