My wife is beating me
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Perfect Day
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The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Gas Station
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Fired Up
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Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!