The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Real opcodes
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Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Purchasing power of burgers
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1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...