Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!