Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...