Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...