What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...