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This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
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Why are women so bad at mathematics?
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Irishman went to a pet shop
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His and her road trips
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Girls are evil
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Sleep late!
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How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.