No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...