What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...