Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...