Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...