Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...