You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...