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Cannibals and Missionaries
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The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
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Condom Brands
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AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
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Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...