Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...