Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!