Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”