Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”